![]() Zack and Kelly history’s greatest ever love story, right? Not so much. ![]() Turtle, which sounds like a desperate pitch by a cartoon exec who’s one more failed pilot from having security carry him into the street. ![]() Of course, Screech buys a fistful, and at a later clothes auction, purchases some Lisa-worn lingerie, proudly announcing that he’ll sleep with it every night.Īnd FYI, Lisa’s father is called Dr. For a dollar a pop, Bayside’s horny nerds purchase tickets entitling them to a kiss from Lisa, who’s neither been made aware of the flesh-sale, nor given her permission.Ĭonsequently, Lisa a girl who’ll increasingly go onto demonstrate signs of PTSD from years of Screech’s protracted stalking spends the lesson shrieking with fright and fending off the molestations of Zack’s customers. With Lisa running up a huge bill of $386 on her dad’s credit card which may not seem like much, but I can assure you, in 1989 was enough to fund an entire space program the kids need to make some fast buck. This is material adapted from my book, So Excited, So Scared: The Saved by the Bell Retrospective, in which there’s about 160,000 more words about Zack and co. ![]()
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